Overheard at the dinner table, yes, the dinner table:
Aunt: ...I couldn't find the asshole.
Queen: (Chokes on turkey) What?
Aunt: Well he likes to eat the asshole (shrugs)
Queen: That is way more information than I really wanted to know.....
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Holy Crap
Yes I'm still alive. I can't believe I'm one of THOSE bloggers now. The ones that have to give updates so people know they didn't slip late one night while wallowing in a pint of Ben and Jerry's, hitting their head on the island, waiting 3 days for a neighbor to rescue them.
Nope, no Ben and Jerry's here. Just a lot of crap, which I still can't tell you about yet. The one thing I can tell you is Psycho Mom is still, well, Psycho. She is in contempt of court already, was mere days after the new agreement was handed down, but beyond that she is almost hostile to her own children, even moreso than usual. She literally dragged the youngest out of the house this weekend because he was taking too long to choose a toy. She then tried to weasle her way into coming to the gym, yea I think not ass. Now we get this lovely e-mail from her:
Subject: Christmas
Can we discuss Christmas and how we're going to do this? I don't want the kids to be traveling on Christmas Eve, so let's arrange to exchange on the 23rd ok? Also, do you want to decide on gifts and split the cost....and then just send some stuff home??? I don't think Santa has to visit both houses do you??? We could shop on line or something and just split it???don't you think that would be better? Also, then when would they be returning home? I'm confused about that whole Christmas week deal?
Let's take this one step at a time. First, she wants the whole first weekend to herself, nevermind she's not going to see her children for a week, she now wants to get rid of them before Christmas Eve, because her other plans are more important. THEN, she wants to get out of actually HAVING Christmas with her own children. Doesn't even want to open a single present with them! Maybe she thinks Santa is just too busy? We don't want to overwork the poor guy, I'll just tell him to go to your house so we can save him some time, ya think? Also, can you keep them you know a few extra days, because they are really going to put a crimp in my New Years plans if you bring them home on Sunday like the custody agreement states right now, any chance you can bend over and take it up the ass and keep them for me?
It's never going to end with her.....
Nope, no Ben and Jerry's here. Just a lot of crap, which I still can't tell you about yet. The one thing I can tell you is Psycho Mom is still, well, Psycho. She is in contempt of court already, was mere days after the new agreement was handed down, but beyond that she is almost hostile to her own children, even moreso than usual. She literally dragged the youngest out of the house this weekend because he was taking too long to choose a toy. She then tried to weasle her way into coming to the gym, yea I think not ass. Now we get this lovely e-mail from her:
Subject: Christmas
Can we discuss Christmas and how we're going to do this? I don't want the kids to be traveling on Christmas Eve, so let's arrange to exchange on the 23rd ok? Also, do you want to decide on gifts and split the cost....and then just send some stuff home??? I don't think Santa has to visit both houses do you??? We could shop on line or something and just split it???don't you think that would be better? Also, then when would they be returning home? I'm confused about that whole Christmas week deal?
Let's take this one step at a time. First, she wants the whole first weekend to herself, nevermind she's not going to see her children for a week, she now wants to get rid of them before Christmas Eve, because her other plans are more important. THEN, she wants to get out of actually HAVING Christmas with her own children. Doesn't even want to open a single present with them! Maybe she thinks Santa is just too busy? We don't want to overwork the poor guy, I'll just tell him to go to your house so we can save him some time, ya think? Also, can you keep them you know a few extra days, because they are really going to put a crimp in my New Years plans if you bring them home on Sunday like the custody agreement states right now, any chance you can bend over and take it up the ass and keep them for me?
It's never going to end with her.....
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