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I love roller coasters, they make my weewee tickle. Do they make your weewee tickle?
If he says weewee again I'm going to hurt him.
It's better than birdie, what the fuck kind of name is birdie? What to you do peck with it?
My father got tired of saying pecker when we were younger.
How many times a day did he have to say pecker? It shouldn't have been that hard.

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I had a really cute story to tell you when you woke up in the middle of the night and kissed my back, but now I can't remember it.
Was it a real story or a dream?
I think it was real, goddamn my nose is bothering me (grabs tissue and blows nose). Oh yea, it WAS a dream! I was swimming and my nose wouldn't clear out so I found a spot with privacy to dig around and I pulled out a battleship piece.
Nice.