It goes like this

Can sometime please tell me how you describe an orgasm? Mr. M always asks me this, and I have NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY! I can't describe feelings, or maybe I have none, stop laughing Mr. M! Seriously, my answer usually goes something like this, "um, it feels good." Last night we got a surprise night to ourselves at the shore house as we got a call 30 minutes after we arrived that his brother's wife went into labor. His Mom left immediately and we said we would stop by the hospital in the morning. We then took advantage of having the house to ourselves and having loud, boisterous sex. Afterward, he again asked me what it felt like. Um, well, it feels like everything is clamping down, and then a big light goes on that says "Way To Go Mr. M!" He liked that explanation ;) But I still have no idea how to describe it.

So today we got to meet our new nephew, total cutey, though I didn't get to hold him yet because his temp dropped so they took out to put him under the lights. It was nice to sort of reconnect with his brother and wife though, now that everyone is talking again.

So, I think the main problem I've been having with blogging, other than not being able to discuss some things, is that I don't have a theme. I'm no longer divorcing, I'm not a "mommy" blogger, I don't blog about business, so I'm kind of hanging in the middle. Hopefully I can come up with something to solve this problem.

In other news, Psycho Mom is continuing to stalk me. But we had a nice talk with the boys this weekend, and it's pretty clear to them that Mom has a habit of not only exaggerating negative things, but outright lying! Oh, it was a blessing to hear them say it in their own words! That's so sad, but it made us feel better about all the shit she feeds them.

Yes, we still have the gym, we are sort of in a contract to buy another one, though it's probably not going to go through, and we are of course looking at a ton of other options for Mr. M to work again. Fingers cross that wherever our lives are supposed to take us, we get there soon...

I still suck

Okay, yea, so here I am, second glass of wine to the wind. Are any of you even still out there? So, here's the latest. Mr. M lost his job. They moved several, or five, states away. So, now we are harangling, yea, I know, not a word, with the state and Psycho Mom over how much he should be paying out of his measly unemployment check. Psycho Mom thinks he is hiding income, ha! So in that effort, she has been harassing ME. Calling MY business, stalking ME. So, I informed her employer about her activities, because she was doing this AT WORK. She didn't like that so much. So now she is again playing the victim, yea, how you ask? Let's see, she is afraid WE are going to harm her children due to the letter and evidence I sent her work about HER BREAKING THE LAW. Yea, lovely life we lead.

It's weird. I miss writing here, and yet I don't want to share all my emotions. We had a talk with the boys today, about what Mom has been doing, and how she asks innappropriate questions of them, and the talk made me feel better. They have a handle on how Psycho Mom lies and manipulates and exaggerates issues. But I'm tired of it coming into my home.

We have spent the better part of the last THREE months negotiating on a new business. These people suck more than I do. It took two months just to get the numbers we needed to make an offer, and then, THEN, they wanted to close IN A WEEK! Are you fucking kidding me? And of the two weeks we negotiated, a FULL TEN DAYS the leasing agent was out of town! Great for negotiating, let me tell ya. Needless to say, the date passed. Then they wanted renegotiate for US to pay THEIR BILLS for February. Uh, yea, not happening. They forgot to realize that WE are the only people NOT losing money in this business at the moment. So, here we are, with a final deadline of March 1st, when their lease runs out. Fingers crossed it will happen, but hopes and dreams not hanging on it.

Kids, are still fabulous. It's amazing the things I have messed up in my life, but my kids, I love them so. The Prince just had his second Smile Program, which is basically the choir program for elementary kids. He did not want a speaking part in the program until 2 days before the show, and then he really wished he had taken one and promises to take one next year. I don't push them towards anything, but I think it's great that he thought about it and is ready to change it next year and be more outgoing. I still think he's going to be gay, but I'll love him anyway!

Lots of other family stuff going on. The STBXH's aunt shot herself last week. This is the second suicide in the family, so we are worried about his mother and other aunt who have now lived through this twice with siblings. The kids are there this weekend to spend time with the extended family. They of course do not know how the Aunt died, but are lending their support to Nana.

My sister had her sons ears fixed, because they stuck out too much. It's an issue my sister has always thought needed fixed on herself, so now she has an appointment for her own ears. Of course she looks exactly like Julia Roberts, and needs no surgery whatsoever.

Also, I'm watching "In Her Shoes" at the moment and I would SO LOVE to have that show closet, mmmmmmmmmm Jimmy Choos galore. Ah yea so anyway, I'd also love to have Diaz's ass, is that her ass? Anyway.....