Catching up

I finally have a minute to catch up on DVR'd crap, and Dancing With The Stars is at the top of the list. I'm fast forwarding alot, BUT, damn, I'm still in love with Cheryl. Those hips are driving me crazy! She has my body, and I've never been so in love with myself, lol. No, seriously, she's hot with the bigger bottom. Go Cheryl - make it three wins.....

Easiest way to waste $110?

Lock yourself out of your house.

At least they didn't ask for ID to prove I lived here. That was in the other purse as well. Ass.....

We have...

NEIGHBORS! Woot! After only 2 years, we finally have people living next to us AND they seem normal. How great is that!?! Mr. M saw them first a couple of weeks ago when we came home after a week out of town. They had moved in while we were away and were preparing for their own vacation, so I missed them again. On Saturday we finally ran into them during a walk. I pointed out that the neighbors behind them have twins about the same age so they would definitely have to get together sometime.

Today was beautiful and we all ended up outside. It turns out that the twins and our neighbors child were born within ONE DAY of each other! We all had a good laugh and got to know each other a little better. Of course all of these babies and toddlers is not helping my ticking baby clock.....

What to do, what to do

So, I've been fairly silent on pretty much every important matter in our lives at the moment. There are a couple of reasons for this, but mostly I, we, just have no idea what to do about a LOT of things. We are still extremely worried about the boys. They have good days, but overall their behavior and attitudes are just getting worse, M1 is still gaining weight, he's 8 now and weighs more than I do. He still has issues at school, and the teacher is talking to both Psycho Mom and Mr. M about his lack of self esteem and confidence. He is still afraid to do absolutely everything, and of course Psycho Mom doesn't push him to excel at anything because that would take effort on her part. He sits and watches TV or plays video games ALL DAY LONG. And then she wonders why when he can't handle a social situation at school (the only time he has to interact with others) he lashes out physically. The kid is going to hurt someone seriously, he is THREE times his classmates size! Then she'll get it, but she'll blame someone else as always, and so he'll never get the help he needs.

So anyway, this weekend we had all four kids again and as usual we are sitting at dinner and we decide to do Table Topics. We generally try to get the kids to ask questions that everyone can answer, but occassionally they'll just ask something they are curious about and that's fine too.

The Princess starts off: "Mr. M why do you have to work in PA right now and be so far away from us for so long, we really miss you." So sweet. Mr. M answers and then I take over and ask my question:

"What are you most proud about yourself? M1, we'll start with you."

M1 falls apart. Crying, puts his head in his hands and won't look at anyone, yelling he hates this game, there is nothing he likes about himself, etc. "Okay, we'll come back to you, so you can have some time to think about it." We go around the table and everyone answers. M1 is still having issues, so I go into the second part of this question:

"Look at the person to your left and tell them your favorite nice thing about them. Princess we'll start with you, say your favorite thing about M1." The Princess takes a couple of seconds to think about it, and in this very short time, M1 begins, "see she can't even think of anything, no one likes anything about me." The Princess begins, and even lists more than one thing, and then it's M1's turn to say his favorite thing about the Prince. He can't. He can't list one thing. We move on, the Prince says his favorite thing about M2, M2 says his favorite thing about the Princess, Mr. M and I say our favorite things about all four children. M1 is still not able to come up with one thing about himself or the Prince. I ask for one thing about his Mother or Father...nothing.

Mr. M explodes. M1 one apologizes that he can't come up with anything until he forces out that the Prince "is nice." He is finally excused from the table while Mr. M goes outside to cry. This scene has easily lasted 30 minutes.

And today we got to take them back to their Mother who will do nothing for them.....

I have a dream

Queen: I can't wait until after dinner tonight when you can give me a massage before we have hot sex.
Mr. M: I can't wait until after dinner when I get fellatio.
Queen: Oh really?
Mr. M: Well I figure if you get to fantasize, so do I.
Queen: Maybe if you were home more you'd actually get fellatio.
Mr. M: Ooh, that hurts.

In the be..oardroom....

Queen: I'm having boxed wine
Mr. M: Yeah, BOXED FISH-EYE
Mr. M: YOu went to the store?
Queen: Target
Mr. M: lol
Mr. M: Box wine
Queen: littel tiny boxes
Mr. M: Slummin'
Queen: one serving
Mr. M: oh
Mr. M: Wuss.
Mr. M: Shoulda gotta big box
Mr. M: Box O'Wine
Queen: they had the BIG boxes too, FOUR bottles of wine in them things
Mr. M: Woot!
Mr. M: That's right up your alley!
Queen: lmfao
Mr. M: Did they have the option IV attachment?
Mr. M: lmao
Queen: lol, I'll have to look next time
Mr. M: You could just sit there on the couch with a needle in your arm, a big box on the table, doing your computer stuff.
Mr. M: lol
Queen: hell ya
Queen: that's the plan tonight
Mr. M: Quite the visual I just had.
Queen: oh yea, board meeting
Mr. M: :(
Queen: fucker
Mr. M: Sorry
Mr. M: TF meeting, not board.
Queen: whatever, it's bs
Mr. M: FIGHT'EM
Mr. M: Come on, go have fun with it.
Queen: I'm bringing my wine
Mr. M: I wish I could be there, I do... to see you react when they go bonkers over the management plan.
Queen: lol
Mr. M: And you telling them (for the tenth time)...
Queen: IT'S NOT FINANCIALLY FEASIBLE!!!!!!!!


Chairperson: This table has a load ratio of 500 lbs.
Committee Member: We should go with that one. We need something strong for the belly dancer.
Committee Member #2: Who wants to see a 500 lb belly dancer?

Errgghhh

I just spent a week without Internet access! Do you know how much that sucks? Of course you do. I'm also spending a month without Mr. M! That's even worse than no Internet access. He has a consulting job in another state. I am able to visit when I don't have the kids, but it's still going to be a long ass month. So, lots to catch up on.

Court dates times two this month. And Psycho Mom is freaking out. Why you ask? Because she's about to go down for fraud. For the first, FIRST, time in THREE YEARS she has submitted a settlement proposal. One where Mr. M would not pay child support for SIX months. We are n.o.t. accepting. She needs to pay for what she has done this time, and she better. She's still a sick, sick bird. She has also been stalking me. Long story short, I let her employer know since she was doing it from work 90% of the time, and they didn't like that too much. She has pretty much stopped since they were notified. The harassing phone calls and e-mails to Mr. M also stopped. First time in three years. I think she finally got that I'm damn serious.

I've been cleaning, and finally picked up paint samples so we can get this house painted. I'm so tired of the white walls. We also ordered some curtains and such. Not for privacy, we don't need it, but we need some color. We also actually HUNG things on the walls! Not everything, but enough that I feel like we actually live here.

Other than that, I want a baby.....